Snow Job

A sexual maneuver in which a man covers his penis in snow and proceeds to have intercourse with his partner.

S: So you gave your girl a Snow Job?
L: Yea, I got frostbite on my cock.

Coon Job

A sexual act where a person wearing eye make up performs fillatio on a male partner in the shower causing their makeup to run resembling a raccoon.

Liv gave me a wicked coon job in the shower yesterday.

beef job

Slang for cunnilingus.

I really wanted to impress your mom so I gave her the best beef job of her life.

Gib Job

When employers irrationally assign ownership of particular tasks to a bunch of cheating freeloaders who soak up excessive resources to live out tv-induced fantasies.

I graduate but nobody gib job due stupi

Impala Job

When one receives a hand job inside of a Chevy Impala and climax is reached.

Derek just got an Impala Job on his way to dinner.

Smear job

When you smear dabs on a bowl of weed

We don't have a rig should we just do a smear job

vibe job

when you and your bros are vibing and one of you decides to give the other head (no homo is optional)

"Dude, Todd came over and I gave him a vibe job."
"Bro did you say no homo?"
"No, it was a vibe job, we were just vibing bro."
"That's pretty gay."