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mary bradford likes to insult her friends and herself. she has very little confidence in herself. she hates the world and everyone in it. she considers herself to be fat(even tho she’s not). she only likes skinny mobile boys. bye
Girl 1- “I’m so fat and ugly”
Girl 2- “Stop you are such a Mary Bradford”
Mary B will always rage after getting killed on GTA by a try hard or a noob discrimination is not an issue.
I heard Mary B rage all the way from Galway last night!
A Swedish cracker that English speaking people made a meme about
I was in Sweden once and they had this weird as cracker package “Finger Marie”
The sweetest girl you’ve ever met she will brighten your day and bring you smiles she is so smart and funny you will always want to be around her
dang can this girl toot! she runs on lean cuisine and takis- and if she happens to sip some coffee? it’s over for that toilet! ever in need of high quality pictures of massive shits? you know who to call. with babs as her trusty sidekick, nothing can stop her!
“do you smell that?”
“yeah! it was mary kachowski!”
Mary is a gorgeous young woman, a true sunshine. The people in her life can bet themselves lucky, for she is picky, but will shower those she cares for with unconditional love and gratitude.
A message for the boys out there: man up, or the memory of her will haunt your thoughts for eternity. This person made out of wonderfulness deserves nothing less than pink, fluffy p*bes. I mean b*obs. Messing with you, I mean happiness.
🪳Is that girl depressed?
🤤Nah, that's just Mary Sherlock, goddess of the sun.
🪳Soo...
🪳Seasonal depression?
🤤Yup.