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matthew

the name fit for someone who lacks common sense

"Matthew you idiot!!!! Why did you turn down the invitation to you're own wedding?"

by OMEGALULXD September 19, 2021


matthew

That one ugly kid in middle school who was very popular but then when it got to highschool he got a glow up and everyone wanted him. Even secretly doing theatre and never liking sports he is always the one to pull many ladies. He is very opinionated and friends with only the girls.

Matthew the orange isn’t that bad”

by baddielucygirl December 14, 2022


Matthew Barrick

If you are a matthew barrack you don't know how to have a shower and will constantly smell of shit

You are a matthew barrick ewwwww

by Andros Juhasz October 14, 2019


Sexy Matthew

a sexy beast of a little boy. playing baseball and fucking bitches left and right. he’s prolly chill but his face is the sexiest cutest thing ever

wow that guy is such a sexy matthew

by meowmaster1234 March 20, 2024


Matthew Berry

The act of defecating on your partners face while jamming berries up their rectum.

“That chick was a real freak. I cleaned out the grocery store giving her a Matthew Berry.”

by SchwiftyShades September 23, 2021


Matthew Berry

The person in the group that loved Cordarrelle Patterson; also, the prettiest girl in the bar

"Why didn't things work out with Billy?"
"Oh he kept on hyping up Cordarrelle Patterson back in 2014"
"Oooh Billy sounds like a Matthew Berry"

by cptduck31 August 23, 2016


Matthew watterson

A rat snitch a snake , a lying back stabbing little bitch who will try to have u arrested just to try amd get your girl

Matthew watterson called the police and lied to have a neighbor arrested so he could try and get his gf. Mathew is a snitch bitch

by RealReckonizeReal April 11, 2020