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Michael Bloomberg

The former mayor of New York City who ran for President as a member of the Democratic Party to defeat Donald Trump on November 3, 2020. Mike Bloomberg chose Hillary Clinton as his running mate and Trump-Pence would’ve defeated Bloomberg-Clinton on Election night but the electoral map would’ve turned to Bloomberg if Bloomberg-Clinton were the Democratic nominees because of COVID-19. He suspended his campaign on the day after Super Tuesday for defeating Donald Trump because he knew he wouldn’t be able to reach that goal in November. He was a Democrat before 2001 and he switched back from an Independent to Democrat in 2018 and has been a Democrat since. He was a Republican from 2001-2007. He was an Independent from 2007-2018. He is sometimes known as the Democratic version of Donald Trump because both are billionaires and businessmen. As mayor of New York City, New York City has made a lot of progress since the terrible tragedy of 9/11 because of his leadership. NYC is a safe place to live. Affordable housing units have been created. Healthcare has been extended to many people. Crime rates dropped. Good jobs have been created. Salaries have been raised. Graduation rates increased.

I believe Michael Bloomberg has the ability to make a lot of progress in America like he did in New York City

by 1234567890abcdefghij August 27, 2020

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Michael Panozzo

An amazing person who is just legendary and is just an all-round great guy.

"Wow that guy is so awesome" "Must be Michael Panozzo"

by dsadsadsadsa October 29, 2011

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George Michael Ideation

Serious medical condition/mental disorder found in primarily in women that results from an inability to confront strong emotional and physical attraction to men with hot-ass George Michael stubble. Symptoms include listening to George Michael or Wham records on repeat, cutting out George Michael photos and posting them on your fridge, night-table or desktop. Also includes sudden or spontaneous thoughts about George Michael, existential longing to be with George Michael, erotic dreams about George Michael, moistness and occasional feminine discharge.

(3am)Melissa: “Mom, sorry to call so late but I just had another wet dream about George Michael. I'm scared”
Mom: “|That's strange. Your sudden longing for George Michael concerns me. Is there any one in your life with really hot-ass stubble?”
Melissa “Just john from my design class, why does that matter?.”
Mom: “It sounds like you have a bad case of George Michael Ideation induced by his hot-ass stubble. You'd better start banging him immediately before it gets worse”
Melissa: “Thanks mom, I will!”

by jmanuel June 22, 2010

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Michael Jackson

A child molester that’s it

My son was molested by Michael jackson

by Kackboss099 June 5, 2018

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Michael Jackson

A great entertainer that loves to fuck little boys

Michael Jackson is gay

by Jeffycaillou February 21, 2018

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Michael Jackson Syndrome

A pathological desire to defame and discredit a good person, which manifests itself mainly in journalists and tabloid reporters, leading to slander, misrepresentation, and a compulsion to ignore the truth in favor of scandal or juicy gossip. One of the most notable practitioners is "Hard Copy"'s Diane Dimond who for the majority of her career has allowed her obsession with Michael Jackson to completely warp her professional ethics and make her credibility a joke.

Journalists with Michael Jackson Syndrome can't tell the truth about anyone more famous and successful than they are--they're pathetic.

by Obvious57 November 16, 2012

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michael guy chislett

the newest member of the academy is..., he replaced tom conrad on lead guitar. hes australian and very hot, even though he has roller coaster teeth. before he was in the academy is..., he was in a band with butch walker called butch walker and the lets go out tonites. he also has an awesome fedora collection.

tai fan #1: man, it sucks that tomrad had to go
tai fan #2: yeah, but michael guy chislett is pretty damn hot

by notgivingmyrealnamedumbasses September 16, 2007

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