The most fatal thing you could ever experience(also makes your balls drop off and intensive bleeding)
Ive got the mike disease
Bro what
Im sorry
Stay away from me balless bitch why is there blood coming out of you toe
an absolute lad. will always shoot up black tar heroin in the school bathroom. he is a well rounded guy that will always hit women. don't ever fuck with big soaring mike.
yea big soaring mike is the man, he sold me heroin.
3 buddys jerking eachother with their right hand, and fingering eachothers ass with their left hand.
The operator found himself in a mikes bermuda triangle.
A person that says they’re just being sus to hide the fact they are actually gay
Person 1: Idk man, Todd says he’s just being sus to be funny but I think he might be gay
Person 2: Yeah he’s definitely a Mike Horsfall
A fat, vile, and disgusting male specimen. Usually a truck driver or pseudo cowboy. An Unfit Mike smells of taco bell and Miller Lite, and spends vacations in an hourly-rate motel. He masturbates vigorously to Garth Brooks songs and blows his trucker horn at crab infested women in convertibles.
Look at that big fat guy! He shoots up with butter and pays women to pee on his chest! What at Unfit Mike!
used to accompany an exasperated request or to express dismay.
"for the love of Mike take off those shoes!"
A Youtuber who does Youtube,and is a Friend of YoloMcSwaggie
Mike Doozie and Batman Plays Crabgame