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A worker that does nothing all day except fix alarm's. A thing that a child could do. A gravy train sort of job.
Security Guard: "The alarm is broken can we phone some monkey to fix it?"
Alarm Monkey: "It's 2am in the morning!"
Security Guard: "We don't care! we found your name under Alarm Monkey, now fix it ...."
random activities with no reason or defined outcome that passes the time pleasently
I spent 20 minutes monkey puttzing at work when I should have been trying to find the right wording for a report.
A woman is standing up squatting down with a man lying beneath her legs. His erection is preferably underneath her vagina the man must then thrust upwards into the vagina. At the moment of the mens climax he must exit and aim for the womens entrance, if you make it you win.
We tried the Squatting Monkey last night, I lost
Someone who is lazy, lives off of welfare, and doesn't care enough about their lives to start using the money in a useful and productive way, and instead, wastes the money on cars, drugs, etc. The monkey part likely refers to dark skinned people. This term seems to be used solely to refer to citizens of the United States of America.
"Henri used his welfare money to buy more crack, what a Welfare Monkey."
Whenever an black person or a group of black people were seen walking around in a white neighborhood.
“look at that nigger walking around here looking like a stray monkey”
“Get out of here stray monkey!”
The act of getting a run up before penetration of the sexual holes
Girl lemme monkey thrust you.
When you jump on to her penetrations the sexual holes
Girl let me monkey thrust you