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the result of an italian bakery.
she gave herself an italian bakery and her swedish corn muffin tasted so good.
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Its when a women pretend she doesn't want to have sex with you but in actuality wants to fuck your brains out and you know it but she doesn't tell you.
you: "Rachel do you want to chill at my place tomorrow"
Rachel: reply's "maybe"
you: reply "Don't front stunt muffin"!
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The act of shoving a muffin (or muffins of any flavour) up a gaping, yawning sphincter. In some circumstances, this is repeated until no further baked delight is phsically capable of entering the tortured, distended shitchute, even after a good ramming with a broomhandle.
What could we do in this year's Talent Show? I dunno, luv, how about we try the "muffins up yer dirtbox" routine? That went down well at your mum's 80th.
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Abrev : 'SSM'
An insult,
created by Daniel Roe and Sophy Mason on the 27th July at 11:56pm
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When one person places his or her naked butt directly onto the face of another person.
Larry was being such a douche so we held him down so I could give him a fuzzy muffin.
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a person who is just disrespectful and doesnt care about his friends
Hey, Anthony! Hey tomas, your gay......man, anthony is a real cock head cunt muffin
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an adjective descirbing one that is a useless dumb jerk
" i can't do anything right, i'm just a cotton headed niggy muffin"
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