National suck a dick if youre name is Pălimaru day

This day, is a day in which if u sau "Păli esti gay" he nas to suck youre dick
If you are a girl goodluck
This day balls on october 16

Rares: Pali azi e National suck a dick if youre name is Pălimaru day. Asa ca Pali e gay
Palimaru: Off acm trebe sa iti sug pula. *ii suge pula lui Rares*

Name starts with J

If you have a june 6 sister then you are awful to here. Come on be more nice.

Putting her down for her phycological issues

" yea right like your " body dysmorphia"

Its because your name starts with J that your like this.

biological name

A term that terfs and other bigots uses to refer to that name that was given to them by their parents on the day that they was born.

Trans person: my name is Tara.
TERF: WhAt Is YoUr BiOlOgIcAl NaMe?
Trans person: Homo sapian.

NAME REDUCTED

Hiding a name

I saw NAME REDUCTED again, he is way too hot

My dog named Steve

A reference to Markiplier's google feud video or something like that.

Jacksepticeye: "Hi Mark, what's your dog's name?"
Markiplier: My dog named Steve."

how in the devil's name

a synonym phrase for 'how the fuck'

father: son go do your homework and improve your poor grades.

son (scowling): how in the devil's name did you know my grades were so poor?

father: I had the common sense to clean out the from the fireplace. And guess what I found there? Bits and pieces of your report card. Put two and two together and the result is, Sherlock, that you tried burning your report card; you didn't want your mom and myself to see it.

User name

So if you want to piss off your friend a lot, go on his computer, and click on the top login bar where it says 'User name' and then type in User name yourself, and watch him / her physically hate you for the rest of their life after they type in their real username only to realise what you've done and in somecases, they might not look up at the screen, and will click 'enter' and will be extremely confused, why the fuck they didn't get in, I've done this a couple times because I'm the definition of a comedic genius (totally) and sometimes I fail, so I'd recommend also typing in at the very end something like got em or your mum gay or just whatever you want, so even if they eradicate the trap, they will still not gain access to the fucking computer.

"Did you type in User name to my fucking computer again you absolute nonce?"