While having sexual intercourse with a woman the man jizzes inside the condom and the woman takes it off and pours it into her mouth and swallows.
Allah gave that bitch a Slurp And Soup last night.
leafysoup is a horny sleep deprived teen who’s obsessed with his boyfriend, Tiffany Oiler (from Adventure Time), and is a huge masochist with weird and specific kinky fantasies
“hey Leafy how are you?”
Leafy: “i want tiffany to embrace me from behind as he slowly cuts my throat open with that knife he keeps down his pants”
“ah classic Leafy Soup”
We could build a new system, or we could just eat the roman soup
The act of sprinkling luscious parmeasian cheese onto another's soup or any other food for that matter
Excuse me miss, may I do u the honor of cheeseing your soup?
When I woke up this morning the floor was covered in Zucchini soup.
A phrase used to let everyone know you just had a throwback to something embarrasing, or traumatising which happened in your past.
Professor: and that's why utilitarianism is some wacky fake-ass bullshit.
Student: Balls in my soup
Professor: excuse me?
Student: Balls in my soup. I'm gonna need a minute to recover.