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Offloading a turd that dropped out at such high velocity it didn’t even make a splash
A Tom Daley dump
Fucking hell mate I’ve just had a “Tom Daley dump”
When you have to shit so bad and it splats on the back side of the toilet rim and won’t come off.
Someone took a dragon dump and when I got sick I had to stare at their shit while puking.
When a person starts using words with made up definitions in sentences to either look cool or confuse others.
Doctor Campbell roobie dumped a bunch of words on me and I still have no idea what he was trying to say.
When you strain so hard during a bowel movement that you pass out.
I blacked out hard last night from a strangle dump. I hit my head on the sink and woke up 2 hours later.
The act of recruiting several people to violently and relentlessly take massive dumps all over Randal Baisden’s yard and porch
(1)“Hey man did you see Randal what a red headed asshole we should get a few people together and have a ginger dump in his yard”
(2)”if you don’t join in on the ginger dump your probably a cop or a secret ginger and America hates you -george washington
When a Parent Pays there son of daughter to pick up the dog crap
part 1
dad - hey jimmy go pick up the dog turds
jimmy - you do it youve got arms
dad - ill pay you
part 2
friend - hey were'd you get all that money
jimmy - its my dump dollars
friend - ohh yes dump dollars
Losing the last hour because you have been sitting on the throne surfing social media (which is related to Tik Plopping or SnapShatting).
Mother: where’s our son? Father: he’s on the throne doing a screen dump.