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The new Green Day CD!
Don't listen to it,it's horrible!
Just place your beer can on it.
This goes out to all the non-idiot Americans!
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When you wake up the morning after a long night of drinking and realize that the person you took home is actually a lot better looking than you remember.
Mel: "The guy in my bed this morning was super hot!! I thought he was just average looking last night."
Aileen: "You must have had reverse beer goggles."
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The Beer-Liquor Rule is a guideline for alcohol consumption that goes like this:
"Liquor before beer, nothing to fear. Beer before liquor, never been sicker."
The placement of the 2 relationships doesn't matter whether one's before the other, as several drunks have argued it as long as they rhyme you've got the idea of the Rule.
Sonia forgot the Beer-Liquor Rule on a Friday night and missed her hair appointment the next morning.
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the act of taking a real fizzy type of beer and opening it carefully 'usually in a bottle', and ramming it into your partners ass then shaking it up to cause the beer to explode rushing out the sides of the asshole causing a gushing effect this can also be called NIAGRA FALLS,BEER SPRING,or my favorite TH BEER GYSER
dude i suprised her with a beer butt gusher last night she was pissed
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When a teen carload gets pulled over for an open container violation.
Hey, Officer !! Looks like we got ourselves a "BEER BUST !!""""
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A brat (Bratwurst; dick) that has been placed in a class of beer for 15 minutes or more
His girl then performs a Full Service Lube Job; he asks her if she tasted anything different; he then hands her the glass of beer that marinated his dick so that she can wash down any remaining cum in her mouth
When MOCO performs a Beer Marinated Brat, he likes to use Stella Artois; US beers aren't classy enough for such a job!
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A creature of Russian lore who will appear to you if you consume more than 2 Liters of Vodka. He will appear to you and kick your ass and once you pass out he will sodomize you.
“Bro be safe with those shots of vodka you don't want the Russian Beer Midget to appear and penetrate ya!”