Carolina Throat Punch

It's when a woman is sucking a cock and the man cums in her throat. Afterwards,the woman is holding the cum in her throat. The woman is on her knees jacking the man off. During this,the man socks the bitch straight in her motherfuckin' throat!

Ah yeah bitch! I'ma give yo ass a carolina throat punch tonight,ya fuckin' hooker!

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Brass Donkey Punch

Similar to the Donkey Punch, this sexual maneuver incorporates brass knuckles for that extra kick to get you over the hump.

After the original Donkey Punch lost its luster, Matt broke out his brass knuckles and Brass Donkey Punched his fuck buddy Sarah.

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One-Two Punch

A deadly combination of sexual prowess that invloves the combination of two destructive skills. These include the Zombie Mask and the Snowball. Proper use of this technique results in one pissed off bitch. Not only have her eyes have been glued together with semen, but now, to add insult to injury, her nose is broken.

Doctor: What the fuck happened to you, Sara?
Sara: My boyfriend Zombie Masked me and now my eyes are glued shut with semen.
Doctor: Oh shit, lemme finish what he started! *Snowballs her* ONE-TWO PUNCH BITCH!

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one inch punch

A special technique often used by the asian community, it's when a man has to use a speedy and constant thrust with his one inch penis.

Dong: where's my mom
Ding: that girl was lovin me after my hurricane of one inch punches
Dong: awww messed up
Ding: ha ha ha

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maca punch

Sinonym of the Donkey punch.

Da bitch told me to put on a condom so i maca punched her.

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punch face dick

First getting punched in the face and then immediately getting dick slapped in the face with a penis, usually violently. It may be for pleasure or for pain, depending on circumstance.

It also may be used to arouse a crowd or special someone during the heat of the moment in any arena.

"Mary, if you don't listen to me, you're gonna get punch face dicked."

"I wanna get punch face dick drunk tonight!"

"Your actions deserve a punch face dick for what you did."

"I'm gonna punch face dick you so hard tonight you sexy bitch."

(song building)"Punch face dick! Punch face dick! Punch face dick! Take it in the face if you don't like that shit!"

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sucker punch to the throat

1. An expression of great anger or distaste.
2. An empty threat.
3. A sign of self loathing.

1. Motherfucker! Sucker punch to the throat!
2. You know what, Jess? Sucker punch to the throat?
3. Kid 1: What do you want for Christmas?
Kid 2: A sucker punch to the throat.

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