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a small man with a very senisitive soul and a very cracky voice and a redarded mind.
you will be suprised when you find out that ryan the husky son tapes crocs to redarded cats.
Gay Ass Bitch Who Should Just Kill himself.
Girl 1) is that a mop next to a locker.)
Girl 2) no that's just ryan palmer tucker.)
One day on his parents birthday they fucked and 9 months later Colby was born. Yes that means Colby is birthday sex. Later in his life he tried to jump up on some bleachers and fucked his nose up. At a basketball tournament when he was young he got head from his sister in their bed at the hotel. Yes little Colby is insest as fuck. Later that night his parents came back drunk and fucked while Colby had friends sleeping over. Poor Doug heard every last moan, croak of the bed, and bahhhhhh. Now Colby is a retarded p.o.s. that yells I'm moving to lusk for some weird reason everytime someone says something to him. He had a girlfriend for a long time one day Colby was licking the kitty, tounge punching the gash, eating pussy when the poor girl farted all in Colby's face and in his mouth. Now he is a broken human that has horrible fucken taste in women and never showers.
Colby Ryan Lamb is a fucken mistake.
its a different world on itself. it forces u to he Christian and would not allow heterosexuality??? also weird prayer songs with beats better than ya mum
Person A: "oh my god. why is this a prayer song?? it sounds like a thirst beat."
Person B: "that's Ryan international school for u"
The Ryan Green Effect - An individual with an extreme lack of intelligence that causes bad luck in any given situation.
He is SOOO stupid, the Ryan Green Effect follows him everywhere!
Being with him just feels so right, his intelligence astounds me! He makes me so happy just by being himself, he's a color that doesn't exist, a sound that forms the perfect beat to a new hit single, he's like a delusional seasonal drink at Starbucks you look forward to every year cause you are addicted to the creamy taste when It hits your mouth, he's just everything. He's the ultimate
If you met a Nathan Ryan Lumley, don't be a whore k he's taken.
Like OMFG omf omg Nathan Ryan lumley omg starstruck sigh my ass please I'm your number one groupie uhg melting fmu fr *droool