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A Carolina Butt Sandwich is when an individual spreads their butt cheeks and lathers peanut butter on one cheek up to the butt hole, lathers the other cheek in jelly up to the butt hole and then releases their cheeks to create a Butt Sandwhich. A guy by the name of Devin or Mike then scarfs the booty until the sandwhich is gone.
Did you hear about Xio Fei? She let Devin get the Carolina Butt Sandwich
The DMM Sandwich for 9AM is a sandwich that taste so fucking good, DMM standing for Daddy Micro Man. Majorly consisting of poached eggs, bacon, garlic, butter, mayo, sandwich meat usually speaking ham, hot sauce and two pieces of sandwich bread that you must grill, but remember if you do not eat it at around 9AM, it will taste like shit.
"The DMM Sandwich for 9AM tasted so fucking delicious, may I have more?"
To get a layoff, or terminated, from your job, especially a contract or labor union job. Named so because you get your regular check, plus a layoff payoff check, so the company doesnt owe you anything else.
"Hey did Paul get a layoff?"
"Yeah, they gave him a two check sandwich"
What happens when a man tries to shove his flacid penis into a vagina or butthole for sex but cannot.
I couldn't enjoy sex at all with Scott. He gave me the folded meat sandwich all night!
A sandwich that has chips, nacho cheese sauce, lettuces, tomato, meat, and bread.
"Shmilly, will you get me a nacho salad sandwich?!"
"Sure, wait whats a nacho salad sandwich?!"
"A sandwich with nacho salad in it, duh."
Named due to the abundance of cold turkey, this the week between christmas and new years. Profitable time for the alcohol and drug industry, also beginning of post-christmas sales.
Man: did you have a good christmas?
Other man: yes, now it's turkey sandwich week
Man: great
A vicious prank requiring two pranksters and requiring the target to be nude (most likely a locker room shower). Prankster A pulls on the target’s penis. While the target is distracted, prankster B claps on the target’s testicles.
“Why is Bryan on the ground crying in the shower.”
“Colt and I just gave him a Pulled Pork Sandwich!”
“What is wrong with you two?”