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A sandwich made of only mayonnaise
He only had bread and mayo so he made a miracle whip sandwich
After milking a woman’s breasts, pour it into a bowl and cum into the mixture, whisk for 30 seconds before spreading it on her ass cheeks and eating it.
I went to Kate’s house last night and ate a cream cheese sandwich
A piece of white bread that someone shits and then pisses on.
I was tired of my roommate eating all of my food so I left him a hot hamburger sandwich in the fridge.
When one shits inbetween a women's tiddies and claps her tiddies together vigorously, thus creating a messy Nutella sandwhich
"I had Mexican food last night and then me and the missus had a Messy Nutella sandwich
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Noun, sex act. When out of desperation two men share an encounter with a drug addicted prostitute inside a gas station restroom.
After striking out at the club all night, Craig and Max decided to cut their losses and swing by Circle K for a gas station sandwich, before going home to their wives.
An interesting threescore sexually btwn MMF, FFM, MMF+, etc. at the same time. I.E: she's giving him head as she's being pleased by s/he either oral or penetrating. Think A-frame, only lying down. And switching positions is some hot-ass fun for dessert in the best-ever orgasms....A nice cream sanmich!
Sam: I had me some good A-frame with my boo and her girlfriend from the club last night as a late night snack.
Ty: Yeah, well, my dessert was better'n a hot nice cream sandwich.
Packing a bowl in the order of weed, tobacco, weed.
Dude can you pack me a moke? Sure, but I call it a tobacco lettuce sandwich