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A person who constantly swerves from left to right while slowly walking on the sidewalk. This behavior often results from a preoccupation with a cell phone, gaping at skyscrapers, or a general lack of awareness.
Windy City Drifters are commonly encountered in crowded areas of Chicago and block the path of walking pedestrians. They have the greatest impact on foot traffic during rush hour but are an annoyance at all times of the day.
It took forever to walk from the train to the office today. There were windy city drifters everywhere. I felt like punchin' someone in the back of the head.
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Salt Lake City, Utah. When everyone knows everyone through someone else. Happens a lot in the hipster scene and the gay scene. You think you meet someone cool and new and they are friends with your ex or have dated your ex. Or they went to high school with someone you know.
Girl 1: "I met a cute guy today."
Girl 2: "You did? What's his name?"
Girl 1: "John Smith."
Girl 2: "Oh yeah, I went to high school with him and he dated that girl Jen for awhile, and also we met him at that party at Braxton's house like a year ago, remember?"
Girl 1: "Damn, Small Lake City."
A bunch of suburban kids from Victoria BC who think they're tough. Their activities include being faggots, getting smashed, and being Facebook tough guys.
"Yo did you hear what happend to Jacob?"
"No what happend?"
"He was chillin with the Vic city crooks an got shit kicked because they beaked some actual thugs."
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Someone who is hired to get a little track laid, but ends up dancing and jumping around to the tune of "De Camptown Ladies."
"I hired you people to try to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots."
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a band who with a kick ass moogist. best known for the song "my favorite accident" or "the future freaks me out"
Oh man i just went to that motion city soundtrack show and creamed my pants
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after allstar by smash mouth was a meme, fireflies by owl city started to also become a meme and will soon
"wow, fireflies by owl city is the littiest lit lit song ever lit."
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A book series by Shannon Messenger, following the adventures of The Mysterious Miss F., (Sophie Foster).
Me: Oh my gods, you should totally read Keeper of the Lost Cities!
Me: okay!
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