Penis finger

When a friend goes through your drawers at a party and pulls out your vibrator. Only to turn it on and put her finger on it.

or

Playing with a mans penis with only your finger.

*Oh my god guys come and look at this*
Girl pulls out her friend's vibrator and starts playing with it in front of everyone.

or

*Girl is tossing a guy off*
Guy : What the hell are you doing?
Girl : Penis fingering you?..

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finger board

A little tiny skateboard that your fingers can ride on. VERY worthless and a VERY stupid idea. Mostly played with by 9-year-old boys.

Finger boards blow cock.

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shinning finger

1. an attack from g gundam.
2. ummmmmmmmmm well yes.

Shinnig fingerrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!

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get fingered

Inspired by a young stallion originally from New Zealand also known as God Amongst Men. Get fingered is a replacement word for "Get Fucked" for all those people that dont like to use French.

So if someone says to you "Your Mums your Dad" or "You've got them 630 nipples because the both point down" an appropriate comeback for that would be "Ohh Get Fingered!" Be ready to make heads turn and win dem banter battles Lads.

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jizz fingers

when one masturbates, then immediately following, eats

Dude I just got the jizz fingers when I didn't wash my hands after jerkin my gerkin

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Two fingers

Pussy massage

I USED MY TWO FINGERS TO NASSAGE MY PUSSY

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Cookie Fingers

A term used to described young children with dirty hands

That kid better not touch my stuff with those cookie fingers.

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