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Noun (Jay-cub) a piece of shit or group of shits in close proximity
Oh look there’s a big Jacob in the toilet
Jacob is a guy who has a dig bick
Girl 1: Omg Jacob's bick is so dig
Girl 2: I know
Jacob is the type of person who would sometimes be there for u, he will like u if ur very funny and just like him in a girl or boy, Jacobs are very attractive, They always try to look good everyday. Jacobs are very quiet but can be loud around people they like, They are not very social but somehow everyone knows them.
" I love Jacob"
Jacob has blonde hair. He has blue eyes like the sky and you can't stop staring at them once you look. He is a Kind person but he can be mean sometimes. He is smart, he's willing to help you on your work. He is very good at math. He also has a big cock
Girl 1: Jacob is very kind, he help me with math
Girl 2: oh
Jacob has gigantic cock that wants to burst out his pants but his bb belt stops the humongous cock from coming out.
Girl 1: omg Jacob’s cock is big 😫
Girl 2: omg Jacob gets all the bitches
The guy with the most dad looking shirts ever
"Hey who's wearing that dad shirt?"
"Oh thats just Jacob"
An infertile and retarded giant. He is an unfortune to everyone around it and has the beefiest of sausages. I hate this man with my soul what a cunt.
We're going to the zoo! I wanna go see the Jacobs! I love how they eat their own shit!