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When the calendar goes to Sunday, and ya dick goes between ya girls titties
Hey Mario, I’m not coming out to watch the game today son, it’s Titty Fucking Sunday!!
Literally, why does "calm your titties" have two definitions that are the exact same letter for letter.
Person 1: i just looked up calm your titties on UD
Person 2: I know, it has 2 definitions that are the same
This is a phrase coined by Lydia Lunch in her spoken word. Basically it is television, movies, computers, phones, social platforms, & everything the internet has to offer. All these things can be distractions to us. Distractions keeping us from thinking for ourselves, getting off our asses & leaving our homes to explore the natural adventures the world has to offer us. Distractions from being creative with our minds, our music, our art. Distractions from being with each other & having meaningful conversation &/or sharing a delicious home cooked meal.
The weather is so majestic today. I need to step away from the electronic sugar titty & go for a walk.
Going to bars or parties with your best friend, getting mad drunk and one of you would throw up and end up passing out at each other’s house.
Dam bro, remember when we got litty titty and pretty last week? Yea let’s not do that again.
*following week it happens again
A woman who has titties that are the shape of a dolphin's nose.
I yanked off her bra and that bitch had bottle nosed titties, man!
chocolate titty spread: Is a sexual activity when a man poops on a girls tits and spreads it like nutella and licks the poop of her titts
My boyfriend gave me a Chocolate titty spread
Last night
When you eat so much Taco Bell and all of the fat goes to your breasts.
I've had Taco Bell so many times this month, I'm starting to get Taco Bell titties.