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When the calendar goes to Sunday, and ya dick goes between ya girls titties
Hey Mario, I’m not coming out to watch the game today son, it’s Titty Fucking Sunday!!
Literally, why does "calm your titties" have two definitions that are the exact same letter for letter.
Person 1: i just looked up calm your titties on UD
Person 2: I know, it has 2 definitions that are the same
Going to bars or parties with your best friend, getting mad drunk and one of you would throw up and end up passing out at each other’s house.
Dam bro, remember when we got litty titty and pretty last week? Yea let’s not do that again.
*following week it happens again
A woman who has titties that are the shape of a dolphin's nose.
I yanked off her bra and that bitch had bottle nosed titties, man!
playing with a tit or nips, basically getting a girl wet by playing with zem titties
"hey chad do you know how to jack off a titty??"
"what the fuck does that mean bro"
Oct 19 is national pop a Titty day - it means getting your tits out.
“DIDNT you hear? It’s October 19! That’s means it’s pop a titty day!
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A chick with ample titties that you could literally stack books on
Damn Allyse with them bookshelf ass titties