April 24th is the day where all genders masturbate. You can masturbate all day!
National Beat Your Meat Day Is coming! Im going to bust 87 nuts.
Banging those sugar walls; rough sex; fucking, usually ending in a mess; there's really good sex, and then there's this.
Bro 1: "Did you see that kids mom? Man, I would beat the paint off of those walls."
Bro 2: "Oh my GOD!"
Bro 1: "What the heck was that for?"
Bro 2: "Yeah I guess I'd hit that, but you seem a little too excited..."
Bro 1: "Duh, cuz she's hot!"
A little kid wants to play with some older kids
an askes "can I play with you guys?" Older kid answers"put an egg in your shoe and beat it ,kid"
meaning to have sex with someone
let me beat the dunnies down
A weak and bashful excuse given for the refusal to perform any action.
Girlfriend: "Will you go down on me?"
Boyfriend: "HELL NO!! You get beat up for that shit."
December 13th is national beat an anti-fur day, where you can beat an anti-fur and they can’t resist.
Guy 1: Why are you beating that man?
Guy 2: It’s national beat an anti-fur day.