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When you have the flu, bronchitis, or HIV and you are feeling like shit.
I’m staying in bed today babe. I feel like an Irish turd
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An attempt to conceal and/or strive to improve misfortunate genes.
We all know at the end of the day, you can't polish a turd.
Enough said...
you can't polish a turd
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When you shit on a mexicans face then she has to prepare to eat the shit on her face while she is getting video taped
Dude, I gave my mexican girlfriend a Mexican turd face
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someone who loves to munch forcefully on the asses of unsuspecting victims
kyle snuck up from behind and ravaged my bum hole, what a turd burgaling ass bandit
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he is a turd but like add word to this shit urban dictionary.
sam:ooh its turd lewis buttt face
When you don't know what to call the color of that really 'shitty' color clothing that nobody should ever wear, it is called Piss Yellow Turd Brown, or somewhere there in between.
Eww, that Piss Yellow Turd Brown shirt looks like shit.
The act of one removing a turd from the toilet, and placing it down in one's sock - in fear of informing others that one has committed Number 2 in a public restroom.
Johnny practiced Turd in Sock Technique last week when the 4th graders had to use the 1st grade bathroom, and instead of flushing his turd down the toilet, he instead put the evidence in his sock...the rest of the day.
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