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the golden turtles are a group of boy scouts in ks
the leader of the golden turtles holds the turtle statue of our lord and savior
When you squeeze a wee out so hard that you shit yourself standing up
ah bro i just squeezed a piss out so hard i squirtle turtled
Its simply everything that is in Jon's room.
Chey: Is that Jon's sister?
Aly: Nah, that's Jon's turtle.
To be wearing underwear that are very disgusting, often having a horrific odor and be very hard like a turtle's shell.
Adrian - Dude, Bonnaroo was really fun, but sleeping in your car wasn't. I'm wearing turtle underwear.
Performing a blow job on a soft penis.
"Donald has ED so Becky spends all night turtle cheeching."
its like saying drop the tutorial but some dumbass said turtle
you told us to kill our selves drop the turtle
Turtle fresh is when a man keeps his uncircumcised penis clean.
Girl 1: Isn't it gross to be with a guy who isn’t circumcised?
Girl 2: Naw, I make sure my guy stays turtle fresh!