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Creasant wank

The art of arranging your 5 favourite porn mags open at your favourite pages into an arc in front of you giving you a 180 degree visual feast to focus on whilst polishing ones trumpet
Sadly becoming more seldom practiced with the advent of on -line rhythm stimulation using tablets and computers

“Can’t wait for the mrs to go out to the bingo later

I’m backing up that much I’m gonna have me a creasant wank

by Lord loverocket October 10, 2018


wank rat

A wank rat is someone that goes around trying to get off everyday any time any place. Similar to a fuck boy. Also may give off nasty odor.

Look at Scott once a rank rat always a rank rat
Dont go to that party just a bunch of wank rats

by All American Dream Boy November 9, 2015


wank punch

Hitting someone in a manner of which one wanks

Thw man hit so soft, like he was wank punching. Almost seems he was enjoying to much to get hit harder.

by litreb July 15, 2024


Wank Brain

A phenomenon, that occurs in most teenage boys. Who literally think about wanking all day every day, apart from when they are actually wanking. Wank Brain means the teenager is in a constant state of thinking about and longing for the next wank.

Mother to her friend. Timmy always seems so distant, he hardly communicates . If I ask him to do the dishes, he never does and says he, didn't hear me ask him. Friend. It sounds like he has Wank Brain, he will grow out of it eventually.

by CanucksEdge July 20, 2022


joy wank

A session of self pleasure inspired by and devoted to the feeling of being overjoyed by something. A suitable follow up to the joy boner

I was so excited by the upcoming release of Elder Scrolls 5 that I had to calm my nerves with a joy wank

by kangoulius May 11, 2015


Back handed scuttle wank

When you reverse the hand when masturbating.

When I masturbate I like to turn my hand around and have a back handed scuttle wank.

by Filth monger. April 16, 2022


Wank Waffle

'Filler text' conversation, the verbal equivalent of Lorem Ipsum; where words and sounds are heard but nothing is actually said, i.e no context or substance. This is typically witnessed in politics, mumbling noises until the moment is over, or a new distraction is present.

Boris didn’t answer the question at hand, we were subjected to a right load of Wank Waffle instead.

by TheGreenGoddess October 22, 2020