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man splanting

when a male. plants a tree and produces semen on the tree

karen:billy have you man been man splanting

billy:not yet mom

by L.w.sommerville November 28, 2016


man petrol

A name given to high strength dirt cheap alcohol found in large plastic bottles aka jerry cans or tankers

The lads needed a bit of a rev up for a big night out Johny turned up with a few tankers of man petrol and instantly everyone was on the tear

by Luke Doyle April 21, 2016


Lean man

The most devious being ever known to man. He loves lean so much that some say he jumps through dimensions just to get a whiff of that dirty sprite, but he doesn't just love lean... he is the lean.

" Ay Jerry my man" *chest bumps heavily* " you got that purple durple" *bites lip* "Hell yeAH my man you know I got that shit on me my boy, what you think this is my boy I be with this shit all day everyday 24/7 b, like come on bruh i have this shit everyday bro like for real br-" but before Jerry my man could continue with tha LEAN shi a purple flash no clipped through them taking the LEAN at around 15- 2000 mph "Bruh I fucking hate LEAN MAN bruh on my momma this fucking lean ma

by Kaisabout that lean June 13, 2022


Boner Man

The name of the character created by SpaceCandi on her Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 stream.

Boner Man skates well for being a 300lb 5-year old

by Ackbar360 March 28, 2020


Juul Man

Man of the Juul. he can be found in the school bathroom trading pods and ripping fat hits. He can only be seen doing it with the other Juul fiends and his fellow Juul brothers.

" i am the destroyer of pods, and the reaper of the nic stick"-Juul man

by Moist Mike May 29, 2019


Metaphor Man

Metaphor man is the worst rapist in the world. Raping over i cant even count my best estimate is one trillion. You never want to walk upon the metaphor man in the hood. He got shootas, aks and more. He has a bunch of dungeons.

Yo homie you seen on the news metaphor man
hell yeah my doors staying locked

by Metaphorman April 23, 2020


Century Man

A man who has slept with at least one hundred different women over the course of his life.

Note: Sleeping with hookers, pre-teens, or family members does not count towards the title of "Century Man."

Dave: I just won the Pulitzer Prize for my new novel!

Jim: Yeah? Well I banged your girlfriend last night and now I'm a Century Man.

Dave: Damn... I wish I was as cool as you.

by a_pimp_among_pimps October 8, 2010