A Pleb Store for Pesants/Plebs and foreigners
DO NOT SHOP HERE
The Pleb shops at B&M Bargins
The son of a former dictator. Studied in Oxford but never graduated. Also the presumptive PH president. 60++ years old but still a baby. Thus the term Baybee M
Did you see Baybee M’s speech last night? That was bad.
When you find all the m & m's gone from the trail mix just know someone made it healthy for you by doing a
m & m trail fix! It is a selfless act to fix your mix and is a win win for all parties because who needs to mix candy with healthy food?
kids: who ate all the m & m's out of the trail mix I just got?
mom: I m & m trail fix that because you need to stay healthy
kids: Mom!!!!!!
mom: rofl you are welcome?
When your girlfriend won’t let you hit raw even though you lift.
-“I don’t care how much you lift John, you can’t go raw dog!”
-“Lowercase m”
The Art of Snipering a female from unsuspecting men.
Tim and his girlfriend were hanging out at a party till Steve came out of nowhere and M. Babcocked my women out from under me.
The art of Cock blocking and stealing other guys women.
I hate getting Babcocked.
a massive extreme hawaiian whore who loves to fuck guys over. will make your balls look like a smurfs(BLUE BALLS!).she often says things like " i'm going to jump off a bridge." She has very fucked up dreams.
M-Sweeny loves to fuck guys and fuck over guys. BLUE BALLS!!!
literally the best ever person to ever exist, very nerdy, very sweet and just a person that you can never get enough of
“i love them”
“oh they must be a kai m <3 then”