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The Toasted Fish Eyed Donkey Punch....or T.F.E.D.P. for short, is a hybrid of three other definitions: The Donkey Punch, The Fish Eye and the Flying Toaster. It is the act where after doing your lady "doggy-style" and trying to sneak it into her anus, she looks back at you with one eye. When she returns to her business with you, punch her in the back of the head and then hit her with the nearest toaster.
Dude, did you get any last night? Yeah, I performed the Toasted Fish Eyed Donkey Punch on her.
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A term used by players of the game Magic: the Gathering to tell another player to stop drafting the same color cards.
"Get off my blue donkey, bitch!"
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For a very long time.
A Turkish term similar to until the cows come home but it is used with give or get a thrashing.
If you get on with speaking like this, I will give you a thrashing until the donkey come from water.
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A gigantic piece of donkey eating shit, well........... that would be me :D
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha or you
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When i was drunk she was beautiful but when i soke up it turned out she was Sea donkey.
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having sex with a girl doggy style and then you pull out and put it in her butt, when she looks back you punch her in the face and then pull out again and put it in the woo hah again.
Man... I were humpin dis bitch and I bussed out a mad sick southern no fly zone donkey bunch on her ass
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Phrase used to express the highest amount of disbelief, suprise or awe. Even more suprised than the speechless stage. See also fuck me sideways
Guy #1: I just chopped my nuts off with a hatchet!!
Guy#2: Fuck me sideways and call me a donkey!
Guy#1: Donkey!!!!!!!!!!!
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