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Adam is the sexiest mf out there He has a HUGGGEEGEEGGE Dick,He’s sweet,He’s funny, he’s an amazing person,He’s tall,And He has THE BEST hair,
Everyone deserves an Adam.
Guy 1:I wish I was more like Adam
Self deprecation of the highest order. Also shitting somewhere...I guess
Joseph really copped The Adam last night, it was g̶r̶e̶a̶t̶ miserable.
A guy that is cool and totally tubular. Is great at rocket league.Hes single and ready to mingle. He's thick and is bootiful
Adam is so thick
Adam is thick an bootiful. He's single and ready to mingle. You can trust him with any thing. He's good at rocket league and fortnite. He's the best
Adam is so bootiful
Adams can be defined by several physical attributes: they are tall, skinny, and have dirty-brown hair. Adams are natural athletes, generally preferring sports like cross country and basketball because of their height. They’re really funny, but easily distracted; at times, they make squirrels look calm. They love backscratches- the way to an Adam’s heart is by giving him a backscratch. Never fear, though, an Adam will return the favor by cuddling with you. They all are great cuddlers. Be forewarned, though: Adams are notorious heartbreakers. If you fall for an Adam, you’ll definitely find your heart ripped in two.
Girl: I think I like Adam, but he’s such a player!