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COLD DARK DISTURBANCE

When you are around a compulsive drinker of BEER.

Having someone blow SHITTY BREATH in your face.

When you stand up for COMMUNIST CHINA in war against USA.

A PITURE in baseball before their time who hurls a motherfucking baseball so fast they get a nickname.

You are about to get hit by a TESLA.

Come on GARTH pour me a cool one and "are you kidding!!!!" as you turn into a COLD DARK DISTURBANCE is you always start talking about gross body parts BROOKS.

Don't piss off that FEMINIST ZOMBIE ELLEN or you will feel her COLD DARK DISTURBANCE as you can say her toilet mouth gets generous.

Come on ASSHOLE , TIM COOK has to protect the APPLE I-PHONES manufacturing in CHINA as you are the COLD DARK DISTURBANCE of communism economy so GETTING DRAFTED is the result for you as remember you spammed everybody under the sun JAMES about how great the I-PHONES are.

When you are in senior year in college playing baseball and you get picked to play for the KANSAS CITY ATHLETICS to pitch as they call you the COLD DARK DISTURBANCE .

I just saw a TRAUMA GHOST from that TESLA as COLD DARK DISTURBANCE is here and you are dead meet.

by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 15, 2021


air-cold

A disease that’s very contagious

He: Did you hear about the air-cold that’s going around

She: No, but I think I had it last week.

by Stacy P September 1, 2021


hiv cold

When a human male gets a common cold and fever strikes.
Common has nothing to do with it.

Death is there, you know it, death knows it.
Unaware of the danger is your wife/ girlfriend and possibly the doctor who refuses to treat you - every single time.

The survival rate of hiv cold is next to nothing. Possibly the single greatest threat to mankind.

by k1b5 April 29, 2016


Cold esack

When liv is dumb and doesn’t know what a cold esack is

WOAHHHHHHH look a cold esack

by I’m smarter March 5, 2020


Cold Budweiser Award

A sealed vessel (glass or aluminum) bestowed upon an individual in recognition of an exceptional or heroic deed.

I gave Joe the Cold Budweiser Award for wrangling the rusted nuts off that boat trailer.

by Read and Write April 4, 2023


String Cold

When it's so cold outside you have to tie a string around your nuts so you can retrieve them after you go out.

How cold is it outside? It's string cold out there!

by Umath June 25, 2018


Cold Civil War

Internal stresses that mimic the the effects and appearance of an international Cold War, but within a single nations borders. See Trumpism

Trumpism is the result of a cold civil war

by bokonon82 August 19, 2022