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Chinese Death Stare

When a Chinese person looks you in the eyes like they are looking into your soul. Like Jackie Chan, they invisibly punch you in the nuts. You know when you've had one. It is known as the imminent sign of coming death.

Not to be confused with the Chinese Death Star. We all know its coming.

Dude 1 : Man, i am so creeped out. I got the Chinese death stare yesterday!
Dude 2 : OH NO! your going to die!

by someone on the date of : October 24, 2018


First Sniff of Death

When you walk in to a toilet cubicle at work realising someone else has just been there and you can only hold your breath for so long.

The First Sniff of Death is that first breath.

Buddy: "You look a bit pale. Everything ok?"
Me: "I went to the can and realised too late that Colin had just been in before me. The First Sniff of Death melted my sinuses and have permanently damaged my nostrils and lungs".

by Dolphsps January 5, 2018


Death Row Short

The very very last pull off a Newport..when sharing a cigarette with a group the order goes ; Short .. Short-short.. Prison Short.. Death Row Short, This would be the hit between filter and barley there paper

Yo let me get that short? Can't do it.there's a line, your gonna have to catch the Death Row Short

by Mike'Em December 26, 2014


Mexican Death Spiral

(1) A condition that describes the complete shut down of traffic in the leftmost lanes of a multiple lane two-way street in which opposing lanes of traffic are separated by a median or neutral ground. In a Mexican Death Spiral, the first car car heading in one direction attempts to turn left across the median and comes to a stop to allow traffic to safely pass. Another car heading in the opposite direction also attempts to turn left across the same meridian and comes to a stop to allow traffic to safely pass. The death spiral is complete when additional cars stop behind the earlier stopped cars such that neither of the first cars can turn left because the path is now blocked by the subsequent stopped cars that have left no gap to cross.

(2) A situation that has come to an irreversible standstill, typically on internet message boards by two forum trolls clogging up the thread with their own tangential argument.

(1) Q: What took you so long to get here?

A: There was a Mexican Death Spiral at Carrollton Avenue that had traffic backed up for 10 minutes.

(2) Thanks PosterA and PosterB for causing yet another Mexican Death Spiral.

by Denman Cinqueports March 29, 2010


Death wish coffee

The most amazing coffee on the planet earth put the ENERGIZER bunny on cocaine that is what this coffee is about when you pour your coffee it looks like lumpy sludge motor oil

DEATH WISH COFFEE is the only coffee I ever want to drink again

by Death by coffee September 14, 2017


Chinese Death Grip

When a very short man pinches your ear for pleasure.

Bert: I just got chinese death gripped by Soo. He asked me if it was good for me too afterwards.
Ernie: Groooossssssssss!

by JesusFish666 July 28, 2010


beer death experience

The point in the night or early morning that one cannot taste the flavor of the beer they are drinking because they have drank so many. It is very unfortunate.

Laura's recent beer death experience truly caused her to rethink her choices and she returned to simply getting stoned.

by von groovy August 3, 2017