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Similar to rough sex, but usually the guy is giving the girl the angry dick, because he's still mad about something she did or he has some agression he needs to get out. Use caution with the angry dick, it tends to make females fall in love.
"Man, Ray had to take the day off cause he gave that nympho the angry dick, and the doctor said he bruised her uterus"
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This is what is found on a touch screen of a TV or computer display in a bar restroom. It’s the crusted, sticky, semen-ish discharge on the tip of one’s index finger that sticks to the screen.
"I was in RampHearts Bar and noticed mad dick boogers on the touch screen LED TV over the urinal. I told Cameron to have someone wipe it off"
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A whore with a vagina so loose that you can hear your dick splash inside.
-Would you have sex with Britney Spears?
-No man that's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
-Yeah you can probably hear your dick splash.
-She's a definite dick splasher!
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To fuck really bad, making you have weak stroke game. Unapproved by all women.
Melvin Ellis has weak dick so I broke up with him.
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A girl with a messed up set of teath that will rip you up will giving head.
"Damn, did you see that bitch's DICK SHREDDER?"
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exclamation in response to guy's dicks being imprisoned and censored similar to free the nipple but funnier made by (Funzzzies DasFez)
at a protest for free the nipple yells FREE THE DICK
at an LGBT rally Yells FREE THE DICK
Free the nipple male equivalent
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