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The effects of consuming alcohol that has been poured on your partners genitals and sucked/licked off.
I licked beer from her pussy and ended up Junk Drunk.
A professional drunk is someone who can act like a drunk purposely and controbly really well when sober and obviously when drunk
(Sluty walk, slurs, that fucked up voice, and that attitude)
Dude can u r such a professional drunk!
Being drunk enough that leaning back in one's chair/stool/seat is necessary to consume further quantities of liquor.
Dude, you're full body drunk. You nearly fell off your seat taking that last shot.
Find a kid with downs then get him high and drunk
“Hey remember Nate, we got him retarded high drunk”
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A drawer that looks like it was created, organized, and maintained by a person under the influence of alcohol. Similar to a "junk drawer" but much messier, useless, and impossible to find anything.
I mindlessly throw all of my useless shit into the drunk drawer to be lost forever and to never be used or seen again for any other purpose than eventually throwing in the trash years down the road.
When you post on social media that your BIG drunk, only to comment on your own post moments later (not knowing it's your own post) and say "Me too Girl, Me too"!
Social media post : I'M SO DRUNK RIGHT NOW YA'LL"
(30 minutes later) Replies to own post without knowing it's your own post: "@****** ME TOO GIRL..ME TOO'!
Your Pippy Drunk!
When you change your race to Native American and get blacked out drunk. This also results in kicking walls and anything that is bolted to the ground.
Bro, I just downed this 26... I'm gonna get Chris drunk tonight!