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1 - A cruel game between your Facebook friends where one person sends you a link to a random Facebook friend and you must masturbate to their pictures regardless of sex , race , or relationship to you .
2 - The act of snooping through your hot friends pictures and using them for masturbation material.
John- dude you really are gonna make it me beatoff to my uncle's pictures ?
Mike- you know the rules to Facebook beatoff now do it !!
John- fine ..stupid game
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Minimalist facebook activities. Like having a silhouette of a willy for your profile picture, one word status in gibberish, or under ten friends. A serious movement which is gaining momentum in the UK.
Anonymous: "woah! silhouette of a willy for a profile picture!"
Anonmymous: "Aaaaah. Facebook minimalism IN ACTION YEAH BABY."
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When you have been gone for a few days and hear that something big has happened, then start frantically searching, commenting, and chatting on facebook to find out what happened.
I was gone from school today and I heard there was a fight so now I am on a major facebook frenzy.
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A mentally ill pathetic idiot who is obsessed with someone else and posts stupid crap on their wall every single fucking day, without giving them air to breathe. Not to mention a like on every picture the stalked posts.
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When you find some guy/girl that take good looking pictures, and then friend them so you can get to know them; and then when you meet them in person they look like hell on a face and don't look nothing like their pics.
Chris: Yo wats up with that fine chick you found yall kicking it or what.
Brian: I had to drop her because she was only facebook fine?
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When something is changed and called better but is really made worse and less user-friendly; a downgrade. Usually irreversable.
Bill: Dude, have you seen the new MSN? It's total crap!
Jake: Definitely a Facebook upgrade then.
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Verb - To convince friends to come over to your computer while looking up old classmates on Facebook. Then you leave a grenade. After leaving a "grenade" also known as deadly fart, your friends start throwing up everywhere
I was on Facebook after drinking and smoking looking up Angelo Portale while shitting my pants, I left The Facebook Grenade behind, I called my friends over and when they dashed over, (comma) they inhaled through their nose my noxious gas I left lingering in the air.
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