facebook beatoff

1 - A cruel game between your Facebook friends where one person sends you a link to a random Facebook friend and you must masturbate to their pictures regardless of sex , race , or relationship to you .

2 - The act of snooping through your hot friends pictures and using them for masturbation material.

John- dude you really are gonna make it me beatoff to my uncle's pictures ?
Mike- you know the rules to Facebook beatoff now do it !!
John- fine ..stupid game

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Facebook Minimalism

Minimalist facebook activities. Like having a silhouette of a willy for your profile picture, one word status in gibberish, or under ten friends. A serious movement which is gaining momentum in the UK.

Anonymous: "woah! silhouette of a willy for a profile picture!"

Anonmymous: "Aaaaah. Facebook minimalism IN ACTION YEAH BABY."

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facebook frenzy

When you have been gone for a few days and hear that something big has happened, then start frantically searching, commenting, and chatting on facebook to find out what happened.

I was gone from school today and I heard there was a fight so now I am on a major facebook frenzy.

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Facebook Stalker

A mentally ill pathetic idiot who is obsessed with someone else and posts stupid crap on their wall every single fucking day, without giving them air to breathe. Not to mention a like on every picture the stalked posts.

facebook stalker, stalker

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Facebook Fine?

When you find some guy/girl that take good looking pictures, and then friend them so you can get to know them; and then when you meet them in person they look like hell on a face and don't look nothing like their pics.

Chris: Yo wats up with that fine chick you found yall kicking it or what.
Brian: I had to drop her because she was only facebook fine?

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Facebook bomb

When a (most of the time attractive) girl or guy uploads a (profile) picture on Facebook that gets a massive amount of likes or attention; stirring up the social networking community.

Yo bro did you see Alexandra's new profile picture? She's looking so good. 100+ likes? 36 comments? A Facebook bomb was dropped today.

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facebook dumper

One who checks facebook on his or her Iphone, black berry etc. at work or at home wile on the can dropping a duce.

Joe: you going to the can
Steve: yep, dropping #2
Joe: want the paper?
Steve: NO! I have facebook on my Iphone
Joe: dude your such a facebook dumper!

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