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Five-foot Midget

Anyone that is particularly short. So short that they can't realistically fuck anyone up that is of respectable height. These people are typically wimps.

Man, Brandon Ektabani is five-foot midget.

by hiaatus February 09, 2013


T-fived

To f**k something up.

A friend's son failed his first driving test yesterday. He told his parents he had 'T-fived'.

by Mr Jack April 01, 2008


Negative Five

In reference to the binary scale of judging women, a negative five is a woman so so ugly that she should not be allowed to reproduce.

HOLY SHIT! Dude, did you see that negative five over at Five Guys?

by Aviel October 25, 2007


yeti high five

An orgy involving at least two women with hairy legs.

Winter in the Klondike is a perfect time for dinner with friends and a Yeti High Five.

by twinklechild November 10, 2013


Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Has Intelligence Quotient Of Five Hundred

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Has Intelligence Quotient Of Five Hundred

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Has Intelligence Quotient Of Five Hundred

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025


a dime and five

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“How much does a charger cost?”

“ That’ll be a dime and five”

by Dime Five December 08, 2019


Five Year Term

The maximum parliamentary term in the UK. Similar in many respects to a prison sentence except more painful, in that it affects over 60 million people, whereas a 5 year prison term ostensibly just affects the imprisoned individual. Also unlike a prison sentence, the nation could have the sentence doubled to 10 years, if Labour were to get in again!

Yes, I was caught bang to rights in the cab of my JCB trying to remove an ATM from the outside wall of my local SPAR at 2 o'clock in the morning. I got a five year term!
Like a good citizen I cast my vote on 4 July 2024, but unfortunately we've got Kier Bloody Stamer and his bunch of ponces, likely for a five year term!

by Wasitpolad October 13, 2024