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Bro-Probe simply means male anal sex.
Bro meaning male.
Probe meaning "probe."
Sam: Dude, you look at him like you want to bro-probe him or something..
Dean: Maybe I want too..
The scenario of the typical bro who ignores leg day constantly. This results in a top heavy, wasted-leg syndrome similar to polio sufferers and a tendency to wear sweatpants to the gym.
A top-heavy physique with bulges in all the right places but supported by puny pink cardboard rolls attached to shoes.
Bro 1: Dude, summer is on why aren't you wearing shorts?
Bro 2: Been hammering the gym dude, but forgot legs. Suffering from Bro-polio big time... look at these things?
Bro 1: Shit dude, do you even lift?
the improper treatment of, or cruelty toward one's bro.
Bro 1: yo dawg I heard you like spoilers
Bro 2: shut the hell up, man
Bro 3: Woah woah woooaaaahhhh.... No Bro-murder, homey.
Bro 1: just Bro-love.
When two people in public who have beards see another man with a beard and immediately have a connection. Beard bros are made purely on having a beard and nothing else
Scott- You see that bearded guy over there?
Travis- Do you mean our Beard Bro?
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Very very stupid kid with a fat, shriveled up penis. He also has anger issues and says everybody's bullying him even though he's never seen real bullies before. He also has "sex dolls" of everybody he knows and has sex with them whenever he feels like it. One day he brought one named "Rachel" to our house and demonstrated for us, his penis didn't fit in the "sex dolls" hole. he had to use a knife to make the hole bigger!
Yo, bro.0 you've got some problems
bro.0: Yeah I do, now fuck off !!!
A term for when a person lands a shit job they dont want to do, they do everything in their power to convince their superiors to hand that job over to a colleage he or she does not like.
Mechanic 1-man, I got stuck with taking an engine out of this car. This is going to cost money out of my paycheck.
Mechanic2- instead of doing it, why dont you bro-dick it to the new guy nobody likes
When you are ghosted by a bro.
Hey man, I got bro ghosted. Mack hasn’t text me in a week.