Remove Viscid liquid from ulcerative rectal track

A phrase commonly used by high society instead of saying shit.

(At the dinner table with guests, it is polite for one to say:)

Excuse me everyone I need to Remove Viscid liquid from ulcerative rectal track.

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felix from stray kids

Felix is a very bad singer and dancer and he should be banned from television and preforming he is Australian and that’s actually really bad even though I’m Australian and he should really just stop singing

Person one: “hey did you know that Felix from stray kids finally left?”
Person two: “YAY”

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But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die.

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But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. 🤗🤗😳😳😳😳😯🤬😯🤬🥱😶 🌫️😥😲🤫

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you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground

Figure of meaning that someone doesn't know what they're doing.

You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground.

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Instagram suspended my account from Syafinaz Binte Zainal

Instagram suspended my account from Syafinaz Binte Zainal

Instagram suspended my account from Syafinaz Binte Zainal

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like trying to pick up a turd from the clean end

Being tasked with doing something impossible

"Finding an honest politician is like trying to pick up a turd from the clean end."

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you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground

"You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground." Illustrate with a pen and paper drawing a circle and a cracked circle. Now ask which is your ass and which is the hole in the ground. Subject points to cracked circle and you mock while pointing to their real derriere.

After listening to untruthful gibberish, you say to person, "you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground."

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