A person, place or thing that is extremely uncool and disliked
“Did you hear that Ray is gay”
“Yeah, he’s such a fat goat”
—or—
“God I hate our math teacher”
“I know, right! She’s such a fucking fat goat, I hope she chokes on a pair of tits”
When you make a decision that leads to a disastrous consequence, or mess up something really bad.
I went home with that women from the bar last night and the next morning I was really stuck to the goat.
Man, when you jumped your bike off that ramp, you were stuck to the goat.
Boy: he mum I wont a puppy for xmas
Mum: im allergic you goat nipple
A worm that attacks the body while your sleeping by crawling into the nipples and produces milk. Making it seem like one boob (or moob) bigger then the other. Its called goat worm because when the milk is extracted it smells like goat milk.
When someone makes you punch yourself in the balls after they kick your sack.
He made me mad so I gave him a Broken Goat.
a person that has money or i high or a war lord or likes coke or meth or just wants to live
Similar to dog rooter- one who does little to no work and instead prefers to fuck goats
“Why didn’t you finish that job Edward? Too busy fuckin’ goats eh? You’re a goat rooter”