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You have just been Jordo'd

A Cocky finance broker wearing fishnet stockings stroking a Labrador settles a loan for an easy customer as if he has just provided the worlds best service

Congratulations for financing with us you have just been Jordo'd

by jantele February 2, 2021


have sex

Something you won't ever do.

Your friend: Lmfao you're a virgin
You: I did have sex once
Your friend: Stop lying
You: Okay :(

by tarshboy69 September 29, 2021


We all have a thing

Its a group of people that all have an almost relationship with one person in the group

Caitlin and Flynn have a thing

Nic and Erin also have a thing

We all have a thing

by randopando2 June 1, 2018


Does it have crabs?

When two friends talking about a factory, you gonna hear this word "does it have crabs?". If you hear this run as fast as possible.

-The mountain may have scorpions,snakes,other bugs
-Does it have crabs?
...............

by Evangelatos July 21, 2023


Having the hojos

Hangover jollies - a state of mind where you’re suffering a tremendous hangover but inexplicably can’t stop laughing.

Leo: I’m having the hojos today.

Jeff: Samesies. Think we’re making people uncomfortable with our laughter?

by Jinxed Bayous August 4, 2018


who should have never been born

gingers

who should have never been born : gingers

by big boy movessss May 29, 2020


I have 20 years old

A common mistake made by Brazilians speakers of English. In Portuguese, people "have" their ages.

How old are you, Neymar?
I have 20 years old.

by NonNative March 17, 2019