If you ate her SAINT her

Spoil your gf/lady/mrs if you ate her aka gave her cunnilingus;

It is a spin-off of the phrase, 'If you hate her SAINT her';

You can also say this phrase in response to the infamous quote: "If you adore her, Dior her."

"If you ate her SAINT her"

"And even if you ate her, SAINT her!"

Even if you ate her, SAINT her...

Jostle her innards

To penetrate a chick so deeply you jostle her inwards around.

Dude, did you jostle her innards last night? I could her her screaming!

Old Yeller-her

When you brutally or abruptly end a relationship or sex with a girl

She was getting too attached, so I had to Old Yeller-her.

He parked his car in her barn.

He has put his plod (penis) in her lala (virgina).

Will: So, what did Joseph do last night with Mary?
Joe: He parked his car in her barn.

fucks with her the short way

Fucks with you the short way means I only deal with you if I have to but I'd rather not fuck with you at all!

"Girl! Let's go over to your co-worker Beyoncè house cus she having a party all weekend!"
Me: "Gul hell nawl! I fucks with her the short way only because her and my ex fucked on each other!"

twerkin her merkin

hairy female masturbation.

shes twerkin her merkin in the shower.

Buff Her Driveway

When a clean shaven man goes down on a woman hard!!

Dude, after this clean cut and shave I can't wait to get home to lady to Buff Her Driveway.