Ho cake

Food for hos, specifically, what you feed your hos

"No we're not going to Sizzler, bitch. Shut the fuck up and eat a ho cake."

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sugar cake

A form of oral sex in which powdered sugar is placed in and around the butt and eaten by another person

I gave this girl Ashleigh a sugar cake last night and she loved it so much!

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birthday cake

When a man shits on a plate and smushes it up to look like a cake then jizz's on the top to make it look like icing. Then scrapes the 'cake' on his pubic area and makes a hole in the middle and sticks his cock in the hole. Then he makes someone eat the 'cake' and then suck his cock as a treat afterwards.

A: " John gave me a birthday cake last night, it was my favorite flavor."
b: " Really? Did you get his treat?"
A: "Yeah, it was awesome. Have you ever gotten birthday cake'd?"
b: "No, but it sounds yummy."

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Piece of Cake

Any amount of money available or desired!

Look at that rich bastard driving his fat BMW!
I want a piece of cake, too!

I need to get rich under all circumstances!
I gonna cut me a piece of cake!

That robbery was successful. Man, give me my piece of cake!

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Baby Cakes

someone who has a butt but it’s not big enough to simply be called or stated as “wow she/he has the cakes”

but to simply state “he/she has a nicely form gluteus Maximus or butt that stands out nicely”

Woww he/she has nice baby cakes in those pants

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cup cake

To talk dirty on the phone or in person

Yeah girl you know you want this dick all inside you. I want to suck on your titties. etc.

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Urinal Cake

Whenever a man ejaculates inside a woman's mouth and she holds the semen in her mouth. The man then proceeds to pee in her mouth. Creating a urinal cake made of sperm.

"Jesse shot a huge urinal cake into my mouth last night"

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