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A response to something of obviously little importance when it is exclaimed otherwise.
"Dude, my friends know the singer of Graf Orlock!"
"Big shit."
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An expression most commonly used when referring to performing a task, often used conversationally. Subsequently, often turned into a lame joke.
Joe: man, Mike is such a fucking lazy ass, he doesn't ever do shit.
Unfunny co-worker: oh he doesn't "douche it"? that's really unsanitary.
Joe: This is why I never talk to you.
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Comical but frequently used insulting military jargon generally used to denote a lower ranking enlisted person whose uniformed appearance and/or job performance is substantially unsatisfactory ('un-sat'). A person who can be counted on to screw-up the most simple of tasks, and generally not entrusted to handle much more than the menial. Also utilized among civilan population albeit with far less frequency and familiarity; does not resonate with same defamitory impact as when used in military circles.
His shirt isn't ever tucked properly, shoes haven't been shined in ages and his haircut is barely within regulations-not only does he look like hell in uniform but he's terrible at his duties too, what a SHIT Bird!
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The shit of a pelican, dumbass.
It's pretty much self explanatory: Pelican Shit.
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when someone says unneccessary shit about someone behind their back
justin was talking shit to michael about how kelli doesnt need a winter coat, shes fat enough to keep herself warm
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A potentially career ending project assigned to you. This project is usually highly visible and nearly impossible. The assignment generally comes with little or no direction and an unrealistic deadline.
Wow, this insert your system name deployment project has turned into a real shit bomb.
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The best way to comunicate to your boss that you're tired of sitting in a cubicle doing the same shit every day and you wish to be fired.
My supervisor: Noel! Do more e-mails, ur production is low!
Me: U know what? FUCK THIS SHIT!
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