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The man that can kill 40 people in 1 minute(30 if he's been shot)
Okay we got 5 people in that room and 30 people in the next, so Jack Bauer you're going in.
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derogatory term of assignment - refers to the leftover sock or other item used for masturbation cleanup.
back of the line jack wipe!
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A game played with a maximum of four friends who are male. Each participating member cuts a hole in the side of the same, covered box. Each member then proceeds to lower their pants and underwear and masturbate (hence the "Jack").
Each member should attempt to orgasm at once. Should any particpant orgasm early or late they are eliminated. At the point of orgasm, all particpants must put their penises in their hole in the box and shake the box around.
Once all members have finished, the lid will be removed and each player will attempt to guess whose semen it is that is now on their penis.
One would believe that the semen would be that of the man immediately across from you, however this is not often the case.
The player whose semen covers the most penises wins.
We played Jack Box last night at that sausage fest party. I won, but I was tired for hours after.
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Drinking three or more shots of Jack Daniels in the course of a minute, with the intent of getting black out drunk
Walking up to the bar, ordering a Jack Out (three shots on Jack Daniels at once). After the shots arrive, lining up the shots and having a single person take one right after another.
Note: Chaser in between shots is optional
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A name for a hotel/hotel room. Commonly used by traveling salesmen or businessmen. Refers to jumping into the hotel bed alone and proceeding to spank off.
I'll call you later, I'm gonna go ahead and check-in the rack and jack.
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When a inmate put his sheets around the bottom bunk to make a shack to Jack off in
Go away I'm going to make a Jack shack
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Sexual attacks or advances by a large person.
"Yo, Kalen got fat-jacked at lunch."
"Yeah that fat girl was all up on him."
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