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A statement of emphatic, enthusiastic agreement; an enthusiastic way of saying "yes."
"I love that movie."
"Word life."
"I'm starving. You wanna get some eats?"
"Word life."
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People who do not support the killing of a fetus which has already been conceived. Most people who are pro muder oopps i mean pro choice argue that the the unborn child is apart of the womens body which is not true a body part of the women must share a common strand of dna which is not the case the unborn has a total unique geneatic strand of dna. The most popular argument may be well "what if the women were raped" this makes up less then one percent of abortions and dosent make too much sense to kill unborns because theyre mother was raped but i guess two wrongs do make a right in this case.
JANE:"We got drunk and had unprotected sex a few months ago"
JOE: "O SHIT i totally forgot about that"
JANE:"dont worry we can kill it and forget it ever happend"
JOE:"o thank goodness, make sure we do it and those pro life closeminded intolerant pricks make us stop killing our unborn,"
JANE:"sure thing"
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A cult for Christian teens involving fun games, activities and trips to create an interest in God among youths, but is only effective if you already believe it, and enjoy mindless activities.
"Let's go to young life"
"I'm Buddhist"
"Oh...well lets do crack instead then since it does the same thing to our brain"
"...ok"
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During the day, when you are bored, you look outside the windows from your house. You see nothing but fogs. You, all quietly by yourself, asked, "What is the meaning of life?" Therefore, you decided it is time to walk in the fog. You walked outside, but you can't perceive any physical object except the slow lingering fog. Being surrounded by the fog, you look up the sky in searching for the sun's effort in piercing through the dense fog. As you're looking up, you whispered, "What is the meaning of life." Slowly, you look back down and you see yourself standing in a beautiful place; something that is beyond your dream. The fogs will erase the horrid image of society and temporary place the beauty of your thoughts in reality hence giving you a feeling of "the good life."
5:00 AM: I wasn't able to sleep all night. It was foggy outside. I sat by myself reading philosophy books and peaking out my window after reading a page.
7:00 AM: I started sipping on bitter wine, solving mathematical proofs, and smoking from my hookah while still waiting for the fogs to lift.
8:00 AM: I took a stroll outside of my quiet neighborhood. I think to myself, "What is the meaning of life."
8:01 AM: The fogs viciously collapse. I shut my eyes and cower down the floor in my state of fear.
??:?? AM/PM: I standing in the center at a beautiful trance concert held at some night club. By inspection, the night club was somewhere around 400 feet up in the starry sky surrounded by other buildings. The sound of trance music was very pleasant to the ears. I was surrounded by people in anime costumes and raving outfits. They were so nice. Life has gotten better. I started dancing in the fog of life! I was so amazed at the surroundings that I failed realize I was wearing a Dark Magician costume. Immediately after the realization my Dark Magician costume, a girl in a Dark Magician Girl costume asked me to dance with her. We danced the night away. Suddenly, my dream vaporizes and…
2:35 PM: I found myself resting on the hospital bed with several tubes jacked into my lifeless body. They drug tested me. The doctor asked, "Are you on any drugs?" I replied directly, "THE FOG OF LIFE"
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When a girl got a bodonkadonk adonk big enough to put a book on it. Hence, the booty becomes a shelf and can last a lifetime
Adia's booty just keeps on growing. She got that shelf life. Good for the bedroom boom.
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The Sims, a computer game where you create a person and make all their decisions throughout their life, but because it is fake, it is a "fake life."
"Hey dude, do you wanna hang out?"
"No thanks, I'm busy playing Fake Life."
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