Mac n Cheese

Kids talking over mic on online games, they usually sound pubescent and Justin Bieber like. They typically throw out douchebaggery comments and try to pretend they're older then they really are.

Kid (a.k.a the Mac n Cheese ) - " I totally just blew your head of, bro! HOLLA HOLLA GET DOLLA! Wut tyme is it?! "

after that everyone votes to kick or mute the player

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slice 'n dice

When the girl giving you oral sex has braces,the braces scrape up your dick, and it hurts like a BITCH!

Laurie was all slice 'n dice on my dick. Next time I am just going straight for the poon.

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mac n cheese

when you bang it real good mac that cheese

and i mac n cheesed your bitch

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r-u-n-n-o-f-t

The condition of having left or abandoned someone or someplace, often abruptly, under difficult or unpleasant circumstances, and with the implication of not intending to come back. Colloquial misspelling of "ran off." The term is derived from the movie O Brother, Where Art Thou, in which an rather unlearned character wishes to convey to other characters that his wife left him but does not wish to say so aloud in front of his son.

Mrs. Hogwallop done r-u-n-n-o-f-t.

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fish n chips

A take-away meal purchased by an English person from a 'chippie'.

It consists of battered fish (usually Cod, sometimes Haddock) and tastes best accompanied by mushy peas (ie. peas that have been squashed into a pulp) and curry sauce.

Usually costs around £4

"I'll have one of each with scraps, please"

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ass n titties

A happy jolly phrase used in conjunction with massive amounts of alcohol at the local tittie bar to describe what they are looking at

Ass and titties, Ass and titties, Ass and titties and big booty bitches

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The Bait n Strap

When a man is doing a woman from behind, the woman sneakily puts on a strap on (preferably made of a tough plastic complete with coloring). As the man is about to thrust inward, the woman shifts her balance so the man falls to the bed/tabletop/elevator floor/wherever the mating is occuring, and then the woman jumps on his back as he is still utterly confused and begins to bang him relentlessly in the asshole.

One time in Las Vegas I was screwing this prostitute doggy dog style when she unexpectedly turned on me and pulled the bait n strap on me and then hit me with a role of salami.

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