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When a woman's vajayjay is fresh and wrinkly at the same time.
A: Is it true that Ashley has a mint raisin cookie?
B: Never was there a question with which I knew so much about. In other words, totes brah
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Money made via male prostitution specifically eating a woman's cookie.
Randy: Hey Jim are you still going to the bar with us tonight?
Jim: That's right Randers I just got myself a little cookie jar money.
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Sucking dick for drugs
Jill is such a dope ho she is always sucking dick for cookies.
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Made by the billions. No good information. Makes few happy. Great way to start an altercation or adverse reaction.
Now that's a cookie cutter response.
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Definition 1: Another way to start a conversation and subtly call on someone’s shit when you are being ghosted, ignored or left on read.
Definition 2: Similar to definition 1, but this time tempting them with nudes to get back their attention
When jack jack from The Incredibles 2 disappears in a different dimension, everyone says Num-num cookies to tempt him to come back.
Girl: Hey, it’s been awhile! I had fun last time. You said you’d call when you’re free.
Guy: (left on read)
Girl: Num-num cookies BITCH / Num-num cookies (insert noooods)
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Eat/drink a lot of butter, flour and milk, then ejaculate in a freezer. Wait 2 hours and scrape the frozen sperm up and hide them in your pockets before sex. Then put the frozen sperm-filled cookie on your partners tongue while it melts. Meanwhile you rub her back with butter.
John: "I heard Jenna likes do kinky stuff"
Michael: "Oh yea? Like what?"
John: "She made me give her the Danish Butter cookie
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a term used to end the conversation or change the subject. it can be brutally effective
Girl: ur so funny
Dude: am i though?
Girl: not really
Girl: anyways cookie batter
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