Fuck your bitch

Thug life moment usually said after something you can't do

"I can't tie my shoes but I can fuck your bitch"

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Get your jog on

Move quickly, or more quickly than you were moving before. Speed it up, start running, let's go!

Jason: Hurry up Jessica! Get your jog on!

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mind your neck

Mind your own damn business.

Ricky: Yo I needa tell you something
Trey: aight man what's up

Chris: ayo what's happening?!
Ricky: mind your neck niggeh

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Giggle Your Gaggle

Verb- 1. To masturbate; 2. to screw around in serious or inappropriate situations

1:
"Dude I love to jack off to the Sports Illustrated swimsuit website!"
"Why can't you giggle your gaggle to porn like everyone else?"

2:
John: "We have to get this project done, it's due tomorrow."
Jack: "I'll have your mom done by tomorrow!"
John: "What the fuck man! Stop giggling your gaggle and get to work!"

Steve: "Dude, last night I played hardcore team deathmatch on mw2 and just giggled my gaggle and shot my own teammates!"
Jason: "I love doing that!"
Alex "You're both such assholes."

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out of your gourd

Out of your mind, or head. Feeling crazy in the moment. Crazy enough to do something that you would not usually do, or perhaps it can be described for someone who always lives a little bit out of their gourd.

Someone might call out to another alarmingly, "Are you out of your gourd???" if they are planning to do anything extremely out of ordinary, or if they already catch them in the act.

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Wind Your Toy

A university of guelph tradition where one dances with their knees bent in rythmn while the rear hand makes a winding motion. This is usually done to bass-heavy music and can be seen at the university pep rally.

Wind your toy, wind, wind your toy!

"I tried to teach my dad how to wind his toy but he failed miserably."

"I wound my toy so hard I almost broke a hip"

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brown your meat

1). To have sex with a negro
2). To have anal sex
3). Penis augmentation surgery with the intent of creating a franken negroid like cock

1). Paul browned his meat in Keisha

2). Dude - who'd you brown your meat in? Your dick tastes like shit!

3). 'Oh Bruce! I love what you did with your wiener! Did Dr. Johnson Brown your meat? It's so big and sexy now...you know how i love dark meat....gurp'

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