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A woman who has had several cosmetic surgeries (eg. nose job, lip injections, extremely large breasts) making her look ridiculous by normal standards but attractive by porn standards. Often resulting in celebrity status in the porn community.
Guy 1: "Did you see that stripper's tits and lip injections?"
Guy 2: "Yeah she looked ridiculous but she's definitely Porn Hot."
Jenna Jameson
(after her recent plastic surgery)
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Hot gossip, the latest and most valuable information on all your friends.
Ali: Hey whats the hot g this week?
Cat: I heard michelle is doing coke, and going to rehab.
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A closet homosexual who wants to take out his agression on female poop chutes, while still proclaiming his heterosexuality
Confused girl: My boyfriend keeps talking about having rough anal sex with me, but I think he's actually kind of into his roommate, Ed.
Friend: He's such a Hot Tony
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1. To enter into any social situation with a heightened level of confidence.
2. To engage in any pre-function activity providing positive reinforcement, with the intent of inflating one's self-esteem for a subsequent event, function or social situation.
I'm feeling good son. Just hit the casino for 13 bills...I'mma be rolling hot up in the club tonight!
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A combination of a HOT CARL and a RUSTY TROMBONE. While recieving a rusty trombine, the reciever enjoys a bowel movement.
I was getting bored with rusty trombones, so I spiced it up with a Hot Trombone and scared the crap out of Jessica.
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When someone reaches inside your ass and literally steals your shit. The Hot Burgle typically coincides with sexual acts, but can also be achieved while the victim is sleeping or passed out.
Eric knew Kathy would steal his heart but he had no idea what he was in for until she hot burgled him.
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Hot Topic is the epitomy of consumer culture and a massacre of the spirit of punk rock by pre-manufacturing the clothing and accutraments that used to be made by hand. If you shop at hot topic, realize that there are thousands of other kids out there with the exact same clothes as you, and you are not origianl, and you never will be. You just want to be attention-getting and have people pay attention to you even though your mommy has made you peanut butter and honey sandwiches since the time you were 5 and kisses you every night before you go to sleep in your goddamn giant-ass house in Beverley Hills!!!!!
"Mommy, will you give me money so I can buy bondage clothes at Hot Topic?"
"Of course honey. Just remember to tie your corset tight."
"I love you mom."
"I love you too sweetie"
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