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The wrinkles, the man-boobs, the HORROR!!!!
Usually available in summertime, the Shirtless Old Man is a fearless animal with a tendency to enjoy Miller Lite and balance the beer cans on his pot belly.
Oh c'mon, get a shirt on shirtless old man!
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Trip to Graceland. All old ladies have to make the pilgrimage at least once before they die.
Nah, Grandma ain't here. She's off on her old lady hajj to Graceland.
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Really nice shoes like Air Force Ones, the shoes made by the black man especially for c-walking
Yo boo dos be som strait fly old school kicks.
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First years of being a teen. A time in wich one is either in 7th or 8th grade. A very boring time to be a teenager. Parents often act as though you are still a little kid. Many are prone to being a prep. Others, a very little emo this happens toward more later in 13 age most only like the music. Most likely green day obbsessed (like mui).
Mom: MY little baby's 13 years-old!! it was only yesturday i was changing you diapers!!
13 year-old kid: Mom. please.
almost year later
Mom: HI sweety how was your day.
13 year-old kid (prep): Whatever mom.
or
Mom: hi sweety.
13 years-old kid (emo music liker): fine, hey can I go over to Melissa's later?
Mom: Sure.
13: Thanks!
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A fella of the highest quality. A legend.
'Yeah, he's a good old boy.'
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sex act where you eat the girls pussy, then fuck her in the ass. Also known as the Lick & Stick.
I'd sure like to do the old 1-2 on Paula every week.
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OHHH damn my old sea dog is coming to visit next we r gonna have so much fun playing bingo and cleaning our dentures!
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