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v. : the act of preforming homosexual oral sex on another male; being someone's bitch
plural : blows guys
"TJ is getting horney, he wants to blow a guy"
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guys think that they can walk allll over us girls, therefore, they can't because we won't let them do anything of the sort because we are mean mother fuckrs!!
guy: hey, i know we just met, but......i really like you, wanna go out? *guy accutaly think that they want us*
girl: hellllll no!!!!! i don't want your guy logic on me!!!
guy:................what? *how did she know!!!*
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A man who doesn't know how to be a man, can be beta - or omega -
Weak willed, quiet and "nurturing" (like a mother)
Devotes too much time to be a "nice guy", wastes time on the web laughing at memes and sobbing because women go for assholes (assertive males who partake in group activities and have friends as well as knowing what they want), probably out of shape and have no desireable qualities that a woman would look for in a partner.
These people are usually spoil girls by buying them things and listening to everything they have to say, constantly hold out in case the girl drops their standards enough to date them and will tell others how they "love" said girl.
Similar to "bubbly" girls (being fat and unlikeable is optional), nothing nice about them so you just apply a generic word because you can't say they are unlikeable.
"Gary, you are such a nice guy, I wish I could find someone like you (who isn't a spineless little bitch)"
"Date me then, Fiona, I love you and I spend all night looking at rage comics relevant to our situation!"
"But you aren't the one for me"
"What is wrong with me??"
"I'm just not ready for a relationship, sorry"
Fiona then starts dating the assertive guy who has a personality as well as a pair of ears and a wallet, they laugh together about Gary behind his back and the new bf will usually joke to her and his friends about how he is "scared of losing her to Gary", Gary backs off when he makes a move and gets threatened because he turns rapey/stalkerish
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people who love Taylor Swift but are not toxic.
-hey, are you a swiftie?
-what? no! i hate them, i'm a you guys
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to be a dead guy. to be cumbled by drinking usually.
After I drank the Julio's vodka, I was a dead guy
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Guy factor is acquired experience gained from doing male type activities. This can include but not limited to: dating, hooking up with females, use of slang or cursive language, ability to pick up females, high pain tolerance, high fear tolerance. Guy factor is measured in Yx, where "Y" represents the number of experience gained and "x" represents the factor, just like in a mathematical equation or representation of an unknown number or factor.
Bill: "Yo, did you see Chad hook up with Cattie?"
Robert: "Yeah man, his guy factor increased from 15x to 16x man"
or
Bill: "Yo, did you see Chad cry while watching that chick flick?"
Robert: "Yeah man, what a pussy. His guy factor went down 2 steps for crying and watching a chick flick. 16x to 14x."
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