Clock Block

A place or activity that seems to make time go by very slowly.

Guy 1- "It feels like we have been in this class for 3 weeks"
Guy 2- "Math is such a clock block"

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gawk block

when a friend gets in the way as you check out a chick,or when a huge boyfriend catches you checking his chick.

that chick in the mini skirt bent over, and then her boyfriend was a total gawk block and stood in front of her vertical smile ;)

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Alabama twat block

When your mentally retarded friend from Alabama keeps you from riding the bologna pony in the back of some dude's ride

Like when Forrest interrupted Jenny's sexcapade in the movie Forrest Gump.

Theo: "Have you seen Forrest Gump, that kid had a hell of a life!"

Juan: "That movie sucked, dude was always screwing up shit, like when he Alabama twat blocked Jenny when she was in that car"

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C Block deluxe

when u trieng to holla at a grl and u got one friends who messes ur whole game up , and next thin u know the grl never wants to see u again \

John and his grl Emily were goin out then home to have sex , Brian comes out of nowhere and sayd hey let me hang with u , u say no he insit and stays , then ur grl leaves sayd u get no ass , and ur stuck with ur friend, dam man ur such a c block deluxe

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Rock block

To cover the nakedness of some shameless hussy with the smiling visage of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.

When the naughty bits of an otherwise NSFW image are covered by a certain image of American wrestler/actor Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson an image is said to be (The) Rock blocked.

Poster 1: starts thread asking for the original of an image of some random actress, whose nudity is covered by an image of The Rock.

Poster 2: provides original image of The Rock wearing a tuxedo at some Hollywood party.

Poster 3: lulz, you got rock blocked!

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A block from gales

Gene’s house

I was a block from gales, I was at Gene’s house and yeah crazy

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cock my block

The inverse of cock blocking, meaning being a wing-person.

"Bro, I need you to cock my block tonight"
"I'm gonna help you cock your block tonight, dude!"

"Let's cock those blocks at the party tonight!"

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