Wet Doorknob

When you cum in a sock and hang it on someone's doorknob. Simple as that.

I got so pissed at my father in-law, I pulled a wet doorknob on him.

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wet shovel

a 8=============D, or to show up at a person's house in a panda suit and beat the shit out of them with a wet shovel

hey ladies, want a wet shovel?

r u high? u wanna die? ill kill ur family!

I wet shoveled your mom last night

adam just got wet shoveled

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Wet Felting

when a woman does not completely shave her pubic hair around her vag to where it feels soft like felt and she is incredibly turned on that she soaks the hair around it.

Man the girl I was with last night was so ready to go she had wet felting

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Wet Jacob

First, your drink a liter of orange juice, eat a whole whack of Indian food and fiber cereal until full, you follow off by inducing 10x the regular dose of laxative.

Than, resting your head/neck on the floor, you use your hands / arms to hold your back and ass directly up in the air with your legs off to the side of your torso.

You than wait until the perfect moment of combustion. Pushing will all your might you spray a large fountain of diarrhea into your mouth and onto your face.

- the stream of diarrhea must reach at least over two feet of air to legally be considered a "wet jacob"

damn dude, I walked in on my dad giving him self a "wet jacob" again.....

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Wet Wesley

When a person, especially one named Wes, attempts to give a girl of large girth, often a girl who is colloquially known as a "dike," a lap dance while the said muff diver is in the process of peeing.

Last time I drank, I had way too many and tried to give a big lesbian a Wet Wesley.

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wet wedgue

A version of a wet wedgie but for retards who can't spell properly

Peter : I will give him a wet wedgue so hard it will kill him

Sam: far out your a tool

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Wet Towel

When you have such bad diarrhea brewing that you know its going to sound like you dropped a soaking wet bath towel on a hard surface by holding one corner of the towel highest, then releasing it so that the towel nearly coils as it falls. (Feel free to test this towel drop in your bath tub.)

Hey babe! Pause Game of Thrones, I gotta drop a wet towel.

Honey, when you hot carl me tonight make sure its not a wet towel like last time.

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